Captain Trump and the Great Oil Heist of 2026
Avast, ye scallywags! It turns out the “pirate life” isn’t just for the movies anymore. In a move that has the Coast Guard checking their manuals and the media checking their blood pressure, the Captain of “The Art of the Steal” has set his sights on some very high-energy booty.
Our latest comic captures the moment the high seas got a little more “tremendous.” From threatening to “blast them to hell” (a very pirate-y negotiation tactic, naturally) to a high-energy boarding of a nearby oil tanker, we see the ultimate flag-planting ceremony. Because as every pirate knows, it’s not really yours until you put a 50-star sticker on it.
Whether it’s “Minesweeper Diplomacy” or “Maritime Maneuvers,” things are definitely getting salty out there.
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